This might be too much information, but it was pretty funny, especially if you're a math nerd like my man.
He was sitting on the couch. I had a hankering for a little bedtime entertainment. I went and stood between his knees and rested my arms on his shoulders. He wrapped his arms around my waist and looked up at me."I'm done with my period," I said.
"You are?" He smiled at me and thought for a moment. Then he said, "You're a trigonometric function."
"Why?" I asked.
"Because you're periodic." Then he added, "Sine, because you have curves." And he ran his hands over my body.
I'm a math problem. Way to make me feel sexy, honey.
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